The Odds.

Let's get the odds out of the even! Everything on earth has a drop of odd. So do you. So do I.
Couldn't seem more harmless and yet I've got a wee drop of freakin' Scottish blood in my veins. Beware.

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Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.

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Meanwhile on the set of Avengers 2…

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Is that…?

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EEEEEEP!

IS EVERYONE IGNORING THE FACT THAT THAT’S SPIDERMAN’S COSTUME

are you serious why do you think people are reblogging it

for that stylish beige coat do you think

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Anonymous said: I'm so sad the World Cup is over because now they're all gonna go in their own club and they won't be together anymore.... do you know who plays together in the team? I'm sorry I'm new... in the 23 some of them play together right? Can you make a list /: please you seem to the team really well!

seventeenlovesthree:

Aww, yes, it’s sad, but don’t worry, they’ll come back together again soon (well, okay, in September, but still… XD). And club football can be fun and heart breaking too! :’) And you’re lucky to have come to me, because I simply love making lists! Let’s see what we have here:

Germany (Bundesliga):

  • FC Bayern München: Bastian Schweinsteiger, Philipp Lahm, Thomas Müller, Manuel Neuer, Mario Götze, Jérôme Boateng
  • Borussia Dortmund: Mats Hummels, Kevin Großkreutz, Roman Weidenfeller, Erik Durm, Matthias Ginter
  • FC Schalke 04: Benedikt Höwedes, Julian Draxler
  • Borussia Mönchengladbach: Christoph Kramer
  • Hannover 96: Ron-Robert Zieler

England (Premier League):

  • Arsenal FC: Per Mertesacker, Lukas Podolski, Mesut Özil (and maybe Sami Khedira soon!)
  • Chelsea FC: André Schürrle

Spain (La Liga):

  • Real Madrid CF: Toni Kroos, Sami Khedira (but, as I said, he might play for Arsenal soon!)

Italy (Serie A):

  • S.S. Lazio: Miroslav Klose
  • Sampdoria Genua: Shkodran Mustafi (but rumour has it that he might play in the Bundesliga soon as well!)

There were (a lot of!)  players in the preliminary squad that are missing here, so if you want me to, I’ll tell you where they play as well. :)

Welt-Dialog aus dem WM-Finale

Christoph Kramer: »Schiri, ist dies das Finale?«
Schiedsrichter Rizzoli: »Ja!«
Christoph Kramer: »Ich muss wissen, ob das wirklich das Finale ist.«
Schiedsrichter Rizzoli: Ja, das ist das WM-Finale.«
Christoph Kramer: »Danke, es war wichtig, das zu wissen.«

Daraufhin hat Schiedsrichter Rizzoli Bastian Schweinsteiger über diesen Dialog informiert. Minuten später wurde Christoph Kramer ausgewechselt.

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