The Odds.

Let's get the odds out of the even! Everything on earth has a drop of odd. So do you. So do I.
Couldn't seem more harmless and yet I've got a wee drop of freakin' Scottish blood in my veins. Beware.

owlturdcomix:

My little secret.

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rickysrunway:

Luke Evans Stars in WWD Photo Shoot to Promote Dracula Untold

rickysrunway:

Luke Evans Stars in WWD Photo Shoot to Promote Dracula Untold

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Dracula Untold (2014)

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a story of friendship

amoying:

human: :(

dog: :D

human: :D

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huffingtonpost:

Volunteers Rescue Dog Covered In Rock-Sod Tar, And He’s A Whole New Pup After A Little TLC
This poor dog was found stuck to the ground near a construction site in northwestern India, encrusted in a solid coat of tar. Find out how you can donate to help this pup and other animals in India here.
(Source: Animal Aid Unlimted, India via Youtube)

huffingtonpost:

Volunteers Rescue Dog Covered In Rock-Sod Tar, And He’s A Whole New Pup After A Little TLC

This poor dog was found stuck to the ground near a construction site in northwestern India, encrusted in a solid coat of tar. Find out how you can donate to help this pup and other animals in India here.

(Source: Animal Aid Unlimted, India via Youtube)

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msh30:

team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour 

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Anonymous said: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

joleebindo:

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby

Aries:

They tend to come off as 'masculine'. Assertive. Short tempered. Thinks they're everyone's boss.

Taurus:

They are like still waters. Calm and steady. They don't really want to share their food with you, don't even try it.

Gemini:

Quick witted. Natural storytellers. If they smile a lot, they probably hate you.

Cancer:

Caring. Always worrying about you despite themselves. Probably should be on drugs.

Leo:

Natural hosts. Treats everyone like they're best friends. Only do it because they know a king is nothing without their people.

Virgo:

Analytical. Tend to be intellectually conceited. They'll offer to help you and then complain about it. If you do something about it, they'll complain even more.

Libra:

Charm overload. Peacekeepers. Always on everyone's side. Gossip masters. Would self destruct rather than make a decision.

Scorpio:

Quiet power. Hard to figure out. Fucks up shit for fun. They laugh at your distress and your inability to figure out they did it.

Sagittarius:

The life of the party. Blunt honesty. Talks shit then forgets about it 0.5 seconds later. Not suitable for fragile egos. They have a fragile ego.

Capricorn:

Stern. Probably your math teacher. Type of humor that you are always left wondering if you were the joke. Works harder than you could ever.

Aquarius:

Weird and contradicting. Believes in conspiracy theories. Probably gets turned off if more than one person likes the same thing they do.

Pisces:

Imaginative. Altruistic. Martyr complex. Spends 90% of the time daydreaming. Probably on drugs or at least look like it. Hobo chic. Probably crying right now.

twofingerswhiskey:

other countries have their figure skating set to classical music and soulful movie soundtracks

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and then there’s canada

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